Edward Lehman

People

35023705932759023753750 people chased me
But I was too slow to run away
I was scared and got trampled by 67% of the people
The other 2% drank O J and ran the other way
I broke my bones and lost all my toenails
This was a sad day for me but then I found a toy train in my back pocket
I rode the train to Never Never Land and that is where I met Peter Pan
He showed me the meaning of life and then I died
And then I woke up




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