Sorry, But It's Just Too Funny
It’s a yummy piece of fruit – a cake I said,
I lied, it was a rock with sand I fed
I put it in her mouth, telling her to take a bite…
I knew what I was doing was not right.
The look on her face was so great –
Death I knew – would be my fate.
I was filled with nonstop laughter,
But I guess I felt pretty bad after.
That is when she began to wail –
And the sign for me to bail!